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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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