Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Loperson

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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