- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Knock Knock. Come in.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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