what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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