My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Why was the woman?

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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13 =B you just learned something

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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