- Anti Joke

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.