Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

this is not a drill.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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