- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Terraria

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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