- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

im @ work, LOL.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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