Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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