- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

I woke up today

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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