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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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