- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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