Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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you first

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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im gey

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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I? Everett

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