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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

this is not a joke.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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