Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Womens basketball

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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