How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Rebecca Black

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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