- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

my gramma died

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A chicken walks into a barn.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what are you mike bibby?

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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