Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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