A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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