What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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minorities

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

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