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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A car walks into a bar.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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