- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Women's rights.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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