- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am quite mature.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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