What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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woman's lacrosse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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PIED NINNY!

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Who is John Galt?

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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