Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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you first

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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