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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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