What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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hi joshua

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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