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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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