jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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sharks

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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