- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

what tall and looks like a jew?

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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