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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this site is an antijoke

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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