why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Women's Rights

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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