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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Thats what she said

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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