Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

This sentence is a lie.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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