- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

John Cena

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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