Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

i am writing this because i felt like it.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

haha black people :D

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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