What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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