- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

they told me not to write here but i did

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

guest what i love pancakes

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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