- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Q- Why? A- Why not?

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