What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

He--Hey guys

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

womans rights...

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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