Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

This sentence is a lie.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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