The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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