ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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