What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Small Penis.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

where's mom I killed her

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

William wright is Gay

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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