Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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