- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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