Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

A person from Singapore eats

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Santa isn't real

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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