A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Religionh

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

No!

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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