Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

haha black people :D

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Long joke Your such a downey

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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