Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Black people being friendly.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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