They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

i like men but im not gay

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

DEATH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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