What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Good to see you today!

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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