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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Good to see you today!

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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