whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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