- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Dusters blow stuff.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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