- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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