Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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