Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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360 NO SCOPE

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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