Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Anti Joke

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