- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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