- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

People with cancer.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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