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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

So a seal walks into a club.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks