Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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did you stub your toe?

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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