How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Anti Joke

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