- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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