why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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