Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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