- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

call me maybe.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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