- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

whats worse than a kane nothing

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Where's the soap?

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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