What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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im gey

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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