a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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