- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Tommy got neutered.

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