Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Trump will make America great again.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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