- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mum is called Steve

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

69

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Two women were sitting quietly.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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