Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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PIED NINNY!

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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A person from Singapore eats

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Miscarriages.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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