How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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