Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Title IX

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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