who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Women's rights.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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what is orange? an orange

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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haha Otarts was here

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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