- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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