- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Long joke Your such a downey

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