- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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