Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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