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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Women's Rights.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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