Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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soccer

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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