did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

men

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