- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

whats worse than school? Summer school

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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