- Anti Joke

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE