Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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