- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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