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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What do you call a black man? Black

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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