How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Cliterus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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