- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

I love pissing people off :P

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Women's Rights

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

a seal walks into a club.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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