- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

did you stub your toe?

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Where's my tractor?

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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