- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

go F*** yourself

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Who invented apple? God

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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