- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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