A baby seal walks into a club.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

I am very humble.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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