What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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