- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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